spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

archivesofgallifrey:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

willgrahamps:

wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple

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because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.

It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like 

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”

(Source: alexdturnerd, via asian)

jaclcfrost:

like life’s too short for me to not think i’m cute. i’ve spent too long thinking i’m not cute. i’ve gone too long without thinking i’m cute. a majority of my life so far has been me thinking i’m not cute. none of that. i am cute. i am so cute